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You Just Gotta Chuckle

I don’t know how it happened but I went from the youngest of my friends to old.  Eyelids started to sag; gray became the dominant hair color.  Old moved in on me.   It happened without me even agreeing to the Terms and Conditions. 

One minute I went from having to sneak into Nebraska bars with my husband because I wasn’t 21 to  bar bouncers  refusing to card me even though the sign proclaimed “We card everyone 40 and under.”   Surely, I consoled my fifty something self, I could pass for 40  or at least 40’ish.  When the cocktail waitress replied, “No thank you, ma’m” to my offer to show my ID, I knew it was time to drown my sorrows in chardonnay or find some humor in this aging process.

You see I’m pretty good at finding something to chuckle about even in the dark times.  Ashamedly, I found this out about myself  as a grief-stricken 10 year-old  in the  mortician’s limo during  my grandfather’s funeral procession.  The somber black Lincoln had just been rear-ended in Dallas traffic and we were going to be late for the church services.  While all the grievants were knashing teeth after this fender knashing, all I could think of was a parody of the “My Fair Lady” song so that the words morphed into,  “I’m getting buried in the morning.”

Or when my son’s first grade teacher railed on about my son coming in muddy after recess, I had to stifle a chuckle.  The image of this fastidious woman  having swept a first grade classroom expecting first graders, especially first grade boys on a rainy day, to not come in with a little of the brown stuff in the soles of their genuine imitation Air Jordans seemed oddly funny.

So, surely together we can find something to chuckle about during this aging process and the crazy world around us even  as I get to know my thigh’s constant companions, cellulite, and learn that widgets are not female midgets.